When in doubt, act like an ass

I seriously think that I need to have constant adult supervision. During lunch, I decided to wander some of the many malls around this hugemongo city. I was apparently not fit to be walking, since I couldnt stop running into people. Have another, alkie! Then, I got Starbucks to wake me up, and I just spilled it on my pants! How did I make it to 24?! Just call me Chocolate Pants... I suck. =P