Ok, So I Suck

Yes, I know, I havent written in ages... I suck. But, Since my last post oh-so-long-ago, I have been propositioned by two married men, been dropped from 7 feet in the air onto the ground, gotten so drunk I cant remember who I called, got pissed over a noise maker, been talked about behind my back by an ex, who then proceeded to ask me to a wedding with him, created drinks called "Bill Sucks" and "the Pink Torpedo", bought a wreath that we affectionately named "Blue" (because he looks glorious!), spent lots of time with the sexy bitches I like to call my friends, lost my atm card, learned how to play washers, drank lots of beer, hung out with old guys, paid a drunk guy 50 cents to do a snow angel outside a bar in the freezing cold... twice, found out I was being played by one guy, and found kindness in another, had a party, went to the annual Pink Torpedos party, went to a party with married people, went to church un-sober, then went to the bar, then woke up at 6am to open presents with a 4 and 5 year old, and watched "Love Actually" about 50 times.... all in no particular order. Dont you wish you were me? =)